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llee08032
Posted: Thursday, March 23, 2017 7:49 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Friday, March 24, 2017 7:11 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Friday, March 24, 2017 7:16 AM
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

-Sean Morey
llee08032
Posted: Friday, March 24, 2017 7:31 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Saturday, March 25, 2017 8:20 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, March 26, 2017 8:57 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 27, 2017 8:43 AM
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grandmalynda
Posted: Monday, March 27, 2017 11:43 AM
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Ain't that the truth!  Loving this thread llee!  Please keep it up!

--Lynda


julielarson
Posted: Monday, March 27, 2017 11:49 AM
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llee, your post about living life backwards gave me a giggle.. Thanks.. I needed it.
llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 28, 2017 8:12 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 28, 2017 8:17 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Wednesday, March 29, 2017 7:28 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Wednesday, March 29, 2017 7:29 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Wednesday, March 29, 2017 7:31 AM
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Jo C.
Posted: Wednesday, March 29, 2017 6:54 PM
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llee, thank you so much.  I look for this and often find myself laughing until my tummy hurts.  Nothing like a really good laugh.  Thanks again.

J.


llee08032
Posted: Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:09 AM
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Posted: Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:10 AM
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Posted: Saturday, April 1, 2017 7:37 AM
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Iris L.
Posted: Saturday, April 1, 2017 12:25 PM
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LOL!  I want this tee shirt!


Iris L.


llee08032
Posted: Sunday, April 2, 2017 8:32 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, April 2, 2017 8:33 AM
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grandmalynda
Posted: Sunday, April 2, 2017 8:37 AM
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I know where I'm moving to!

--Lynda


llee08032
Posted: Sunday, April 2, 2017 8:41 AM
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Iris L.
Posted: Sunday, April 2, 2017 3:21 PM
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I learned something new;  I am a seenager!  


But I still have acne.  They now call it rosacea, a fancy term for post-menopausal acne. Why won't this go away,  LOL?


Iris L.


llee08032
Posted: Monday, April 3, 2017 7:23 AM
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llee08032
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llee08032
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