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Senior Texting Codes
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 4:25 PM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326

I LOL! In case you didn't see this when I posted it under the Caregivers board.


The kids have their codes for texting (BFF, WTF, etc.) 

Finally, there are SENIOR TEXTING CODES!

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the SeniorCenter

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - LawrenceWelk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - WalkerWheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 7:38 PM
Joined: 11/30/2011
Posts: 740

Oh, that is just toooooooo funny!
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 8:08 PM
Joined: 12/3/2011
Posts: 15

These are great!  Thanks for sharing.


Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 9:46 PM
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 189

Very Funny I just got it NADKI - Namenda and Donepeezil kicked in.

There are the non funny ones also Like -

ADC adult day care

ADHC adult day health care

SS Social Security

SSDI Social Security disability insurance

SSI supplemental security income


GTGCMD Got to go change my Depends.  By

Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 1:27 AM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326

SteveSanJose wrote:

GTGCMD Got to go change my Depends.  By

      :)) laughing

Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 5:53 PM
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 189

nwlegaleagle  can you also make a list of the keystrokes needed to make the emotional faces in a post. Like a  . That is interesting, I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking, to the post in this board, and when I said smily face, it made a smiley face symbol .
Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 9:29 PM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326

Here are some fun ones you can copy and paste unto your posts.


:)) laughing (LOL) &gt;:P phbbbbt (phbbbt) :) happy (smiley face) :x lovestruck (lovestruck) &gt;:D< big hug (big hug) ;) winking (wink)

:-/ confused (confused) :-)/\:-) high five (high five) :-S worried (worried) :&quot;> blushing (blushing) I-) sleepy(sleepy)

:-* kiss (kiss) =(( broken heart (broken heart) [-( not talking (not talking) :-&lt sigh(sigh) ~X( at wits' end at wits end)

:-O surprise (surprise) X( angry(angry) :(fight) fight(fight) 8-} silly(silly or crazy) B-) cool (cool)

&gt;:) devil (devil) :(( crying (crying) =D&gt; applause (applause)O:-) angel(angel) :^o liar (liar) ~^o^~ cheer(cheer) :-& sick (sick)

:-$ don't tell anyone shh! (shhh! Don't tell anyone) '@^@||| dizzy(dizzy) &lt:-P party (party) (:| yawn (yawn or bored)

:-? thinking (thinking) :-(||&gt; give up(I give up) =)) rolling on the floor (rolling on the floor laughing) :D big grin (big grin)

:puke! puke(puke) &lt):) cowboy (cowboy)