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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." —Mark Twain
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"It's a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my meds and stir sh-- up a bit."
Jack Nicholson (One fLew over the Cukoo's Nest).
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
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I needed a good laugh. Thanks llee!
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Thanks llee! I especially like the one about the"right to remain silent". Needed a good laugh today
--Lynda
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I saw Jack Nicholson at the library the other day in The Bucket List. He's a funny guy.
Thanks for the chuckles, Ilee.
Iris L.
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For (((((Alz+))))),
Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm!
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it!
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry
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http://www.evadeaza.ro/video-blog/older-ladies-by-donnalou-stevens
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http://www.evadeaza.ro/video-blog/older-ladies-by-donnalou-stevens
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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LOVE it llee! Keep 'em coming
--Lynda
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