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Senior Texting Codes
nwlegaleagle
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 4:25 PM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326


I LOL! In case you didn't see this when I posted it under the Caregivers board.

JUST IN CASE YOU DECIDE TO TEXT.


The kids have their codes for texting (BFF, WTF, etc.) 

Finally, there are SENIOR TEXTING CODES!

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the SeniorCenter

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - LawrenceWelk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - WalkerWheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

JAB
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 7:38 PM
Joined: 11/30/2011
Posts: 740


Oh, that is just toooooooo funny!
smdpenn
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 8:08 PM
Joined: 12/3/2011
Posts: 15


These are great!  Thanks for sharing.

 


SteveSanJose
Posted: Friday, January 6, 2012 9:46 PM
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 189


Very Funny I just got it NADKI - Namenda and Donepeezil kicked in.

There are the non funny ones also Like -

ADC adult day care

ADHC adult day health care

SS Social Security

SSDI Social Security disability insurance

SSI supplemental security income

 

GTGCMD Got to go change my Depends.  By


nwlegaleagle
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 1:27 AM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326


SteveSanJose wrote:

GTGCMD Got to go change my Depends.  By

      :)) laughing

SteveSanJose
Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 5:53 PM
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 189


nwlegaleagle  can you also make a list of the keystrokes needed to make the emotional faces in a post. Like a  . That is interesting, I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking, to the post in this board, and when I said smily face, it made a smiley face symbol .
nwlegaleagle
Posted: Sunday, January 8, 2012 9:29 PM
Joined: 12/6/2011
Posts: 3326


Here are some fun ones you can copy and paste unto your posts.

 

:)) laughing (LOL) &gt;:P phbbbbt (phbbbt) :) happy (smiley face) :x lovestruck (lovestruck) &gt;:D< big hug (big hug) ;) winking (wink)

:-/ confused (confused) :-)/\:-) high five (high five) :-S worried (worried) :&quot;> blushing (blushing) I-) sleepy(sleepy)

:-* kiss (kiss) =(( broken heart (broken heart) [-( not talking (not talking) :-&lt sigh(sigh) ~X( at wits' end at wits end)

:-O surprise (surprise) X( angry(angry) :(fight) fight(fight) 8-} silly(silly or crazy) B-) cool (cool)

&gt;:) devil (devil) :(( crying (crying) =D&gt; applause (applause)O:-) angel(angel) :^o liar (liar) ~^o^~ cheer(cheer) :-& sick (sick)

:-$ don't tell anyone shh! (shhh! Don't tell anyone) '@^@||| dizzy(dizzy) &lt:-P party (party) (:| yawn (yawn or bored)

:-? thinking (thinking) :-(||&gt; give up(I give up) =)) rolling on the floor (rolling on the floor laughing) :D big grin (big grin)

:puke! puke(puke) &lt):) cowboy (cowboy)