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llee08032
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 7:57 AM
Joined: 5/20/2014
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." —Mark Twain
llee08032
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 8:00 AM
Joined: 5/20/2014
Posts: 4406


"It's a beautiful day. I  think I'll skip my meds and stir sh-- up a bit."

Jack Nicholson (One fLew over the Cukoo's Nest).


llee08032
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 8:03 AM
Joined: 5/20/2014
Posts: 4406


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
llee08032
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 8:05 AM
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The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
BlueSkies
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 11:22 AM
Joined: 2/24/2016
Posts: 1096


I needed a good laugh.  Thanks llee!
grandmalynda
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 3:09 PM
Joined: 12/3/2016
Posts: 374


Thanks llee!  I especially like the one about the"right to remain silent".
Needed a good laugh today

 

--Lynda


Iris L.
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2017 3:29 PM
Joined: 12/15/2011
Posts: 16415


I saw Jack Nicholson at the library the other day in The Bucket List.  He's a funny guy. 

 Thanks for the chuckles, Ilee.


Iris L.


llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2017 5:42 AM
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For (((((Alz+))))),

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you. 


llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2017 6:50 AM
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Posts: 4406


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
llee08032
Posted: Thursday, March 2, 2017 7:09 AM
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grandmalynda
Posted: Thursday, March 2, 2017 11:05 AM
Joined: 12/3/2016
Posts: 374


I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm!

--Lynda


grandmalynda
Posted: Thursday, March 2, 2017 11:08 AM
Joined: 12/3/2016
Posts: 374


Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it!

--Lynda

 


llee08032
Posted: Friday, March 3, 2017 7:15 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Saturday, March 4, 2017 7:04 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, March 5, 2017 8:18 AM
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry 


llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 5:54 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 6:06 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 6:09 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 6:10 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 7:34 AM
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Posted: Wednesday, March 8, 2017 7:09 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Thursday, March 9, 2017 5:37 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Friday, March 10, 2017 7:34 AM
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.




grandmalynda
Posted: Friday, March 10, 2017 11:09 AM
Joined: 12/3/2016
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LOVE it llee!  Keep 'em coming

--Lynda


llee08032
Posted: Saturday, March 11, 2017 8:32 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 11:03 AM
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Posted: Monday, March 13, 2017 7:36 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 14, 2017 8:09 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 14, 2017 8:11 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, March 19, 2017 10:13 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Sunday, March 19, 2017 10:14 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 20, 2017 9:22 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Monday, March 20, 2017 9:40 AM
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llee08032
Posted: Tuesday, March 21, 2017 6:07 AM
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